Jay Culter, quarterback of the Chicago Bears, and Kristin Cavallari, money hungry backstabbing bitch from The Hills, have annouced that they are calling off their engagement.  After a 10 month relationship Cutler reportedly figured out that Kristin is not only a coke whore bitch on television, but also in real life.  There’s also the fact that Jay himself is a complete bag of dicks who can’t close in big games and then blames his teammates and coaches.  If these two people got married, it would be like having Hilter marry Napolean…and that marriage would be legal in the state of New York.

I’m glad that Jay had enough sense to realize that he needs to marry someone with compassion…he totally took a note out of the Ben Roethlisberger handbook on that one. Roethlisberger,  who reportedly raped a girl in a Georgia bar two years ago, got married this weekend to a nurse from Pittsburgh.  I personally only date nurses and teachers, because they mask the fact that I am a total fucking asshole.  For example, if i’m playing a little kid in basketball at a party and he falls…I tell him “get the fuck up and finish the game you little bitch”.  But if my nurse/teacher girlfriend sees that shit…she’ll put on the kid gloves, get the first aid kit, and then treat the kid like he has cerebal palsy or lupus. While she does that, i’ll be standing there drinking a beer and telling the kid to not be such a fucking fag.