After taking a week off vactioning with my cousins down in Tijuana, I am back and ready to bring the internet blogging world back to where it needs to be.  I did some pretty serious reflection over the past week while drinking Tecate with my cousins and fucking some Mexican girl who was friends with my prima Fernanda.  Her name was Azul, and due to the fact that I was in Mexico I didn’t have to worry about her age…but I think she was like 16.  So I got to thinking, it’s time to fuck up modern culture and everybody just needs to be honest.  When I got back I was greeted by stories of Kim K splitting from her hussy, Biebs knocking up some gal in the Staples Center bathroom, and Lohan is back in jail…A REAL FUCKING SHOCKER.  Let’s get back to what we do best…fuck these people. Send this post to everyone you know so we can get Big Hombre out to the masses, you’ll thank me later!

Feliz Navidad,

Nacho

PS: This dog really knows how to live, he definitely lays pipe.