He’s having a cigarette just after smoking a dude.
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Hipster
November 29, 2011
Subtlety
November 29, 2011
Valtrex commercials don’t have shit on this.
Be An Organ Donor
November 3, 2011
Advertisers are finally starting to get me.
Typical Overachiever
November 3, 2011
This guy makes me look bad, but he’ll probably blow up a building in Texas and then blame it on the streroids.
HOMBRE: Giving The Internet An Enema
November 3, 2011
After taking a week off vactioning with my cousins down in Tijuana, I am back and ready to bring the internet blogging world back to where it needs to be. I did some pretty serious reflection over the past week while drinking Tecate with my cousins and fucking some Mexican girl who was friends with my prima Fernanda. Her name was Azul, and due to the fact that I was in Mexico I didn’t have to worry about her age…but I think she was like 16. So I got to thinking, it’s time to fuck up modern culture and everybody just needs to be honest. When I got back I was greeted by stories of Kim K splitting from her hussy, Biebs knocking up some gal in the Staples Center bathroom, and Lohan is back in jail…A REAL FUCKING SHOCKER. Let’s get back to what we do best…fuck these people. Send this post to everyone you know so we can get Big Hombre out to the masses, you’ll thank me later!
Feliz Navidad,
Nacho
PS: This dog really knows how to live, he definitely lays pipe.
Gay Cutler
October 25, 2011
No wonder the Chicago Bears fans think Jay Cutler is soft. Sweet Cosby sweater though.
Heigl Dresses Like An Asshole
October 21, 2011
Photos have been released of Katerine Heigl wearing some sort of bounty hunter meets Sherlock Holmes frock at a Hollywood gas station. The long and short of it is that she was just there pumping gas in a ridiculous outfit. She wasn’t blowing anyone. She wasn’t getting pounded in her ass by Ray J. Nor was she sending nudy pictures of herself to Sean Penn. All of these facts make Katherine Heigl irrelevant in my book. I won’t acknowlegde her presence again until she redeems herself by going on a coke bender with the likes of Fred Savage and then there’s photographic evidence.
I’D DO MACARENA
October 21, 2011
Per our good friend Tyler Durden, 19-year old Argentinian model Macarena Lemos met Justin Bieber last weekend. But fuck that kid, let’s get down to brass tacks here. Biebs wouldn’t know what the fuck to do with a woman like that. Me on the other hand, I’d probably clear out my bank account and spend like $1139 on renting a room at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills with Lobster and champagne on rolling carts…then Macarena and I would do the nasty like 4 or 5 times. I’d then go and tell all of my friends that I fucked a 19 year old, because that’s what real men do. Jesus, i’m excited. It’s too bad i’m going to corrupt this girl when I put it right in her ass. She has an awesome camel toe in these photos by the way. Viva la vida!!!!
African Gamers
October 20, 2011
Who the fuck throws a gaming convention next to an African village? These funny son of a bitches have no idea what’s going on. Next thing you know they’re going to be hooked on Halo, Mountain Dew, and Doritios like this fucking guy.
Meth-Mouth Is Going Home(AKA Jail)
October 20, 2011
Lindsay Lohan fucked up again, and this shit isn’t even funny. You could make a drinking game based around this girl making court appearences. Yesterday Lindsay reported to an LA area court room, which she calls “home”. She then stood in front of a judge to discuss her lack of community service hours spent at a local women’s center as a condition of her probation. Lilo said that her reason for not attending was because it was “not fullfilling”. I don’t think that dumbass realized that it was FULFILLING HER RESPONSIBILITY TO THE STAtE OF CALIFORNIA FOR BEING A GODDAMN THIEF.
Another place that Lindsay is required to do community service is the LA County Morgue. The judge did this as a sick joke to show Lindsay where’s she will end up. Just look at the pictures of her in her Halloween makup from yesterday’s hearing, she’s obviously been taking fashion tips from the morgue’s beautician. Good for her, at least she’s listening to someone. But let’s be real here, she’s going to die soon.
